So Goes A Theory

I have this theory about intelligence I would like to see tested out. There are obviously different levels of intelligence among peoples. So, it is my goal to find out any patterns that exist. I can not do this myself though.
For now all I can do is work on my theory and see where it takes me.
Let me start with a pretty obvious, basic idea on intelligence of the liberal. There is the fact that measuring something like intelligence is not an easy one. The best that I know of is something like an IQ test....problem is, how to give the same one to a good many peoples and how to standardize it.
My idea is to have a team of 4 trustworthy scientists, two republican and 2 demoncrat - very partisan, and that they have belonged to that party for at least 13 years. Let them do a study of intelligence within the demoncratic party. Let them discover whatever they can about the intelligence of these peoples.
As I have already said, the demoncratic party is made up of misfits, and many liberals belong to the demoncratic party.
So, since I have already stated that this is a group of misfits, we can continue to look for intelligence within.
This would be a funn study to do. It also would make a statement of any patterns found. I would contend that there surely would be patterns within patterns discovered.
Just from some observations and other information gathering methods, I have a few thoughts:(in no particular order)

1. did you ever notice that when many liberals talk to a crowd they start talking very slowly
2. if not talking slowly, they are shouting and mad
3. when confronted by a question they do not what to answer, they either lie or evade the question
4. they listen to their misfit counterparts and let them be their guides, no matter what
   
5. along with #3, the answers they give often makes little or no sense, but is considered "Gospel"
6. they expect everyone to agree with them on all subject matter
7. most have that stupid, glazed eyed look when confronted with a new idea...kinda like deer looking at headlights- they do not know what to do

For now this list will do. But then there is the question of how does liberal intelligence compare to another person's intelligence, say from a farmer in china?